This forest is old... very old... old as balls.

17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!

20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

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al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

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theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: I’m taking a Skype day.
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theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: I’m taking a Skype day.

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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