This forest is old... very old... old as balls.

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

(via edema--ruh)

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

(via edema--ruh)

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

(via edema--ruh)

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

(Source: graceebooks, via edema--ruh)

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

troyleristhoulife:

Tyler Oakley crushing the dreams of innocent children everywhere

There are two types of people

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

troyleristhoulife:

Tyler Oakley crushing the dreams of innocent children everywhere

There are two types of people

(via edema--ruh)

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

So I’m in costume at Dragon Con and I had to pee and my friend took this picture of me and I just…

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

So I’m in costume at Dragon Con and I had to pee and my friend took this picture of me and I just…

(via edema--ruh)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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